Batman's Column
It iz me, Batman da rectory doggo! I haz a question 4 all of youz. WHAT iz up wit da symbol of Easter being a bunny rabbit?!? In my humble experience, bunniez r 4 chasing and dey do not bring snackoz. Da fact dat dere iz a GIANT bunny dat bringz snackoz in a basket 2 all da kiddoz and NOT 2 doggoz iz unfair and needz 2 b investigated immediately! But even dough dat bunniez hav an important role 2 play on Easter, we r reminded by all o da readingz at all o da Masses dat de MOST important ting iz da truth dat Jesus iz truly risen from da dead! Da Resurrection iz SO important dat it effectz everyting 4 EVER!!! We as a people o faith r given hope and new life by da symbol o da empty tomb, dat Christ, risen from da dead, dies no more. Da Resurrection iz a gift 2 us and even dough our livez can be touched b death, it iz as hollow as a white chocolate bunny (Real chocolate iz bad 4 doggoz as u well know. U r smart hoomans). So rejoice! Sing Alleluia! Chase a bunny! And let dis awesome season fill ur lives with God's hope and love!
God Bless and Happy Easter!
Batman, da rectory doggo
