Batman's Column

July 29, 2023

My Deer Parishionerz o St. Padre Pio Parish,


It iz me, Batman, da rectory doggo! As a doggo, I iz hungry ALL o da time! What time iz it?!? It's FEED ME O'CLOCK!!! Dere iz never a time dat I iz not looking 4 a snacko and I iz NOT ashamed 2 beg! I will ask/beg/plead/demand/whine 4 someting 2 eat whenever dere iz an opportunity 2 do so. While eating IZ pretty important 4 doggoz, dere r better tingz 2 ask 4, lik a walk or a perfectly timed scratch or even just spending time wit da hoomanz dat I luvz (like my daddo)! In da 1st reading 2day, the Lord appearz 2 Solomon in a dream and sayz, "Ask something of me and I will give it to you." Solomon could have asked 4 anyting (like a long life, riches, or even victory over his enemies [dey were probably birdoz])! But instead Solomon asked God 4 wisdom and understanding.  Wisdom iz considered da first and greatest gift o da Holy Spirit because it directz our minds 2 God. In Matthew's Gospel, Jesus tellz parables about how da kingdom of heaven is better-er dan a buried treasure o a pearl o great price! As poor sinnerz, we often look 4 worldly riches or worldly success. Dat doesn't get us very far and can end up doing more harm dan good. It iz only when we seek God and strive 4 da kingdom o heaven dat we gain access 2 riches dat do not fade and will last 4 all eternity. If da Lord appeared 2 us and asked us, "Ask something of me and I will give it to you", wut would our response be? Would it be 4 a long life? Worldly riches or some sort o pleasurable experience? O would be ask 4 da only ting dat would truly satisfy our heartz - divine wisdom and access 2 da kingdom o heaven? Instead o tingz dat don't matter much, let us ask God 4 da grace 2 keep our eyez on da prize!


God Bless (and I would still ask 4 a snacko! I iz a doggo after all)!


Batman, da rectory doggo

By Fr Dimitri August 4, 2026
18th Sunday in Ordinary Time
By Fr Dimitri July 29, 2026
17th Sunday in Ordinary Time
By Fr Dimitri July 20, 2026
16th Sunday in Ordinary Time
By Fr Dimitri July 13, 2026
15th Sunday in Ordinary Time
By Fr Dimitri July 6, 2026
14th Sunday in Ordinary Time
By Fr Dimitri June 28, 2026
13th Sunday in Ordinary Time
By Fr Dimitri June 24, 2026
12th Sunday in Ordinary Time
By Fr Dimitri June 15, 2026
11th Sunday in Ordinary Time
By Fr Dimitri June 8, 2026
Corpus Christi
By Fr Dimitri June 1, 2026
The Most Holy Trinity