Batman's Column

It iz me, Batman, da rectory doggo! I wuz watching some guy on television dressed lik dis who said dat we wuz all Caeserz. I do not lik salad. If we iz all Caeserz it would not b a good ting!!! I do not tink dat saladz even eat snackoz! What would happen 2 all o dem?!? I also heard dat dere wuz a guy named Caesar 2. Maybe he liked saladz? ANYWAY, God iz telling us dis First Sunday o Advent dat we don't need 2 b Caeser (da salad o de udder guy). We need 2 b children o God and listen 2 Him. Da Lord haz made a promise 2 us and put a plan into place 4 us 2 luv Him and everyone so dat our heartz can be strengthened when Jesus comez again. R we prepared 4 God? R we vigi... vigi... ready and waiting 4 God? Do we listen 2 Him and hav Him lift up our heartz? Dat iz what Advent iz all about! So eat ur greenz (if u hav 2) and make sure Jesus is da real King o ur heartz. B ready cauz God could b here at any moment! Come Lord Jesus! 

God Bless (and pass da snackoz)! 

Batman, da rectory doggo