Batman's Column

My Deer Parishionerz o St. Padre Pio Parish, 

It iz me, Batman, da rectory doggo! Happy New Yearz!!! How do u likz my close up??? I tink it makez my schnoz look 2 big, but u know wut dey say, "If u gotz it, flauntz it!" It iz absolutely da same ting as we celebrate the feast o da Epiph... Epiph... o da Tree Kingz! Just as da Magi gave-ed da Baby Jesus gold, frankincense and myrrh, God givz us giftz 2! And we iz called 2 use doz giftz all o da time and every single day!!! We can't b shy about it edder. CAn u imagine gettin a gift 4 Christmas and NOT unwrapping it?!? God tinkz in da same way. We haz 2 use everyting we hav 4 His glory and 4 da plan o salvation. SO BREAK OUT DOZ SCHNOZOZ AND DO SOMETING 4 GOD 2DAY!!!! 

God Bless (and I tink I need a new photographer)! 

Batman, da rectory doggo